{"product_id":"king-roach-8-x-10-print","title":"King Roach, 8\" x 10\" print","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/king-roach-8-x-10-canvas-panel-portrait-also-available-in-print\"\u003eAlso available as an original canvas panel!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"I dub thee, King Roach.\" \u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e- Niffty\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Oh, to understand your twisted little mind!\" - Alastor\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNiffty's decided Alastor deserves a crown, and honestly, the fact that he actually keeps it is peak comedy. Their dynamic is pure chaos—she's obsessed with him in that unhinged way only Niffty can pull off, and he's just... tolerating it with the energy of someone who's accepted that this is his life now. It's less \"will they, won't they\" and more \"what is even happening right now?\" The crown is basically her love language, and his acceptance of it is basically him saying \"fine, you're weird, but you're *my* weird.\" This piece captures that gloriously awkward moment where two deeply strange people find their rhythm together, no feelings required—just pure, chaotic companionship.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eKeith signs all artwork when purchased.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/custom-message-add-on\"\u003eAdd a personalized message from Keith!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eNote: Any watermark visible in online images is not part of the original artwork.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Keith Wahl Art","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43166669242481,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0679\/8360\/5873\/files\/Roach_King.jpg?v=1776695815","url":"https:\/\/keithwahlart.com\/products\/king-roach-8-x-10-print","provider":"Keith Wahl Art","version":"1.0","type":"link"}